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IT’S NOT TRICKING IF YOU GOT IT™
$30.00
White Sage + Lavender • 9 oz • 100% Soy Wax

For the man who knows generosity is a personality trait.

Light this candle before date night, after a successful deposit, or whenever you’re manifesting “provider energy.” Infused with the calming aroma of White Sage & Lavender to help clear negative vibes… and make peace with your Cash App notifications.

✨ With notes of:

• Cash raining from the sky
• “Don’t worry, I got it.”
• Black cards that never decline
• Bottle service receipts you don’t even check
• Valet keys to something expensive
• Financial irresponsibility (but somehow it always works out)

💸 Perfect for:

• Attracting the ultimate BBL baddie
• Becoming everyone’s favorite “text me when you get home” guy
• Keeping your roster—and your portfolio—diversified
• Romanticizing rich behavior

Scent: White Sage & Lavender
Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax
Size: 9 oz (2.87″ × 3.5″)
Burn Time: Approximately 40–50 hours
Glass Jar: Amber

Warning: Side effects may include saying “order whatever you want,” mysteriously covering the bill, and attracting women who suddenly think you’re hilarious.

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MONEY COMES TO ME EASILY & FREQUENTLY™ MONEY COMES TO ME EASILY & FREQUENTLY™
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MONEY COMES TO ME EASILY & FREQUENTLY™
$30.00
MONEY COMES TO ME EASILY & FREQUENTLY™

Cinnamon + Vanilla • 9 oz • 100% Soy Wax

For the woman who already acts like the universe approved her direct deposit.

Light this candle while scripting your dreams, getting ready for the day, packing orders, or romanticizing your next financial breakthrough. Infused with the warm, comforting aroma of Cinnamon & Vanilla to remind you that abundance isn’t something you chase—it’s something that naturally finds you.

✨ With notes of:

• Unexpected deposits hitting at 3:33 PM
• “Your payment has been received.”
• Clients who don’t ask for discounts
• Designer bags paid for in full
• Rent paid with money left over
• Lucky girl syndrome
• The universe saying, “Here’s a little extra.”

💰 Perfect for:

• Manifesting wealth & abundance
• Attracting high-paying opportunities
• Calling in dream clients & dream paychecks
• Becoming the highest-paid version of yourself
• Romanticizing financial freedom
• Making money while you sleep
• Remembering that luxury is your birthright

Scent: Cinnamon & Vanilla
Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax
Size: 9 oz (2.87″ × 3.5″)
Burn Time: Approximately 40–50 hours
Glass Jar: Amber

Warning: Side effects may include checking your bank account more often, receiving random payments, believing every green light is a sign, and casually saying, “Money always finds me.”
Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie Unisex DBW Champion hoodie
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Unisex DBW Champion hoodie
from $64.99
This quality hoodie from Champion will keep you dry and comfortable all day. Made with moisture-wicking Double Dry® technology, it’s a go-to for staying fresh on the move.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Light Steel color is 50% cotton, 40% polyester, and 10% black polyester
• Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd.² (305 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• Two-ply hood
• Dyed-to-match drawcord
• Kangaroo pocket
• Heavy rib-knit waistband and cuffs
• Embroidered “C” logo on the left cuff
• Blank product sourced from Honduras and Guatemala

Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Stripper's Handbook
$10.00

The Baby Stripper’s Guide to Dealing with Dipshits is the survival guide I wish I had when I first stepped into the club. This isn’t some sugar-coated advice—it’s real, straight from my own experiences working in the industry. I break down how to handle pushy customers, keep yourself safe, and make your money without getting played. Whether you’re brand new or just need a reminder on how to move smarter, this guide is here to help you protect yourself, set boundaries, and secure your bag.

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Sad but Profitable
$25.00

Upgrade your basics with this micro-rib tank top. Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. #Deadbeatwrld

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyeste • Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 32 singles • 1 × 1 micro rib • Pre-shrunk • Stretch fit • Mid-length • Thick straps • Scoop neck • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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Day Off From Dipshit Customers Tank
$25.00

Crafted from soft Airlume cotton, it features thick straps and a mid-length cut. Trap in style Deadbeat's.

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester • Athletic Heather colors are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 10% polyester • Fabric weight: 5.4 oz./yd.² (183 g/m²) • Yarn diameter: 32 singles • 1 × 1 micro rib • Pre-shrunk • Stretch fit • Mid-length • Thick straps • Scoop neck • Side-seamed construction • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!