The Baby Stripper’s Guide to Dealing with Dipshits is the survival guide I wish I had when I first stepped into the club. This isn’t some sugar-coated advice—it’s real, straight from my own experiences working in the industry. I break down how to handle pushy customers, keep yourself safe, and make your money without getting played. Whether you’re brand new or just need a reminder on how to move smarter, this guide is here to help you protect yourself, set boundaries, and secure your bag.
With this order, you’re not just getting a dancer’s handbook—you’re getting a money bag made for the club. It’s perfect for holding your cash, keeping your essentials close, and making sure you have everything you need while working. Whether it’s your tip stash, house fee money, or just the basics like lip gloss and a charger, this bag’s got you covered.
Limited Availability! These bags are in very limited stock, and colors will be based on what’s currently available. If you have a color preference (like black or pink), you can leave a note in the comments section of your order. While I can’t guarantee you’ll get the exact color you request, I’ll do my best to accommodate!
Stay organized, stay ready, and secure your bag—literally.
